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Yer Demotivational Poster


YOU COULD BE IN SLAYER - and your teenage daughter will still think you're lame


TAGS: slayer lame
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by swampy

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 4:57 pm
Very true.
TheSanityInspector - May 2, 2013, 10:07 pm
RIP to Jeff Hannemann.
IceAngler - February 7, 2013, 1:04 pm
RAINING DEATH... one sec guys, my kids teacher is calling.
RONHUSTLEMAN - October 4, 2012, 9:22 am
So very True!!!! LOL
Reality Lord - September 30, 2012, 6:09 pm

hmmm....looks vaguely familiar
maoworks2 - September 30, 2012, 3:53 pm
Thanks.
Krissie - September 30, 2012, 2:55 am
mao--one of THE best metal bands. EVER.
TheSanityInspector - September 29, 2012, 2:07 pm
This is the funniest Motifake I've seen all month. Well done, sir...well done!
maoworks2 - September 26, 2012, 8:30 pm
Who Is This ?


BASS PLAYERS - Take their jobs way too seriously


TAGS: bass player fish guitar people
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Zack

laughingatstupidity - March 26, 2012, 9:16 pm
i want to eat that fish
jarc2010 - July 1, 2010, 7:49 pm
to idiots, this is not Kurt Cobain, nor is it Malcolm Young, although at ;east you had the right band! This is Cliff Williams, bass player for the best band in rock history, AC/DC.
Kurt Cobain's Lover - April 8, 2009, 3:09 am
HEY! You don't make fun of Kurt Cobain.
Briton of Rose - March 17, 2009, 11:36 am
Malcolm Young of AC/DC.
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:28 am
I think it's Kurt Cobain.
draco - March 16, 2009, 8:29 pm
Is that Stephen King?


CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am
poster*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm
agreed
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.


Old Players -




PLEASE LORD - grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP.




ATHEISM - Checkmate


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:11 am
Maybe he's all of those things, if there is eternal hell and then i presume it will be filled up.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:17 am
Or, just click on the next poster and bypass agenda.
colt45103 - July 19, 2010, 7:08 pm
Read "The Problem with Pain" by C. S. Lewis - God created man with a free will, man by his choices creates evil.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 12:08 am
I always equal 5 lions
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
Dre=5L!
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
Thanks to separation of church and state, they can equally provide it in tandem.
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 11:58 pm
religious posters= 1 flame war, politifakes = 1000000000000000 flame wars
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:55 pm
I guess i was wrong in that thread. I thought politics was the root of ALL evil.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:52 pm
What a timely example that religious motifakes could easily reach, if not surpass, politifakes as the troublemaker fuel.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:51 pm
d***...there's some hostility in here.
harlo - October 26, 2009, 10:15 pm
jaubrey, oh, I understand your God. He was created by humans because he would be too much of an a**hole (and too stupid) to exist. anyone, your all-knowing God knows we can't decide for ourselves. Fail.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 9:17 pm
Like calculus jk
Jaubrey - October 26, 2009, 9:14 pm
He's beyond any understanding we think we might have.
_Wolfie_ - April 24, 2009, 9:02 am
Or he's out playing polo with the angels
anyone - December 2, 2008, 10:39 am
Or he just wants to give you the chance to decide by yourself.


PROOF OF CREATIONISM? - A Banana Fits in Your Hand But it Also Fits in Your Ass


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 11:27 am
Somehow I knew all this Anti-America drama would boil down to Mark and his avatar. Now look what you did!
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 11:00 am
...so, do your parents argue a lot? you know, being brother and sister and all. The world only hates America because of people like you, go wave a flag you moron
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 10:56 am
Hey Mark, cool pic!! Wow! the american flag AND an eagle looking straight at you! Whoa! That is some cool ****! Personally I woul've squeezed a pic of a bulldozer in the top corner but there you go...
Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:32 pm
My my my...such hostility. You have some serious repressed anger issues don't you Tim Tim. I thought you just hated me, but it seems you hate everyone and everything. But buck up there b***ercup. Things will get better after puberty.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:06 pm
So does my foot.


A CAREER'S LEGACY -


TAGS: engineers may suck but lawyers lick
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Anything - April 18, 2010, 2:39 pm
think of one, or copypasta a joke onto MSpaint and make a poster.
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 10:28 pm
how long does it take for you people to come up with these really good ones?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:45 pm
Agreed. Good one Ice, 5Ls.
Airman - April 15, 2010, 11:41 am
good one ice
ICEMAN - April 15, 2010, 11:27 am
Thanks Kids. And for what its worth Face, the brew is always cold & on *** at my place. ;)
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:41 am
Nice one Ice! @ Bone - Howsa bout you and ice get together and figure out a way to keep the beer cold and always on ***. The motifam will be able to keep y'all company.
BoneCD - April 15, 2010, 7:34 am
That's 5 Ice!!!! As an engineer, I'm sure I'm going to hell...
forseti - April 15, 2010, 3:33 am
love it!
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 2:20 am
geniuss
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 1:59 am
ahahahaha! thats great!


THANKSGIVING -




SLAYER -


TAGS: slayer greg gutfeld nickelback sucks
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by rudeboy308

rudeboy308 - July 8, 2011, 6:18 pm
Thanks. It's from his intro to his "Red Eye" interview of guitarist Kerry King. I've been a fan ever since high school in the late 80's.
zdanny - July 7, 2011, 11:09 pm
100% Agreed


PRAYERS - bring us all together




OTAKUPHOBIA - An irrational, intense, or persistent fear of anime, manga, and all otaku fandom.




ASH THE STAMPEDE - When cosplaying goes horribly wrong!




LAWYERS - How will the world be without them?




1+1=4 - Consistent With the Rest of Christian Logic


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Zagato - March 7, 2010, 7:40 pm
"For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and they will become one flesh." I really don't see how that says you can't be g**. i'm not g**, but it's still not telling me i can't be.
agdaniele - April 13, 2009, 9:33 pm
Only on fridays.
Nonsense - April 13, 2009, 8:25 pm
Bah! In a world where prophets and miracles exist, Christians could make 2+2=... FISH!
HAHA - March 13, 2009, 11:02 am
Zed you are full of total **** now back in the closet Fag!!!!!!!
Zed - December 16, 2008, 10:22 am
You don't have to be g** to know the poster (and the mentality behind it) is total ****.
punk monkey boy - December 1, 2008, 12:04 am
Wait... so are all of you g**? Cuz you're bustin this poster like you are against what it says.
judas - November 2, 2008, 12:52 am
lol @ christian tards
Shtoink - October 29, 2008, 2:21 am
i think its funny people can sit out there and do this seriously. and those arent division signs! they are ratios :D
Culos - October 28, 2008, 5:41 pm
This is advanced Math. 1+1=4 is easy but what about 2 divided by 24 or worse 19 divided by 4 minus 6?
Praying - October 28, 2008, 3:46 pm
Praying for you, not just your logic, but your reading and math skills too.


WHILE THE CAT'S AWAY - Mice play special ops spy games.


TAGS: cats mice games players
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 25, 2015, 11:53 pm
Could you send your cat over here...mouse overload!
nicholsjoshua15 - June 21, 2015, 4:06 pm
My cat rush in mark and execute all the mice! Click, pew, pew, pew, slash!
MissPriss - June 17, 2012, 2:52 pm
Thanks ugh!
ughomer - June 17, 2012, 9:17 am
GOOD ONE, MISSPRISS
MissPriss - June 11, 2012, 10:38 am
Is that your time or mine? Thanks cynic!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2012, 12:59 am
This motifake will 5elf-destruct in 5 seconds.


FOREST SPEYER - Not quiet as smart as Forest Gump


TAGS: speyer gump forest
Rating: 1.8/5

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emperorche - March 23, 2010, 3:16 pm
Alert the spelling nazi's


2ND HONEYMOON -


TAGS: absolut ely idol ize clear heart get yer smirnoff baby
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - November 6, 2010, 3:38 pm
Derrrrr... Russian? RussiaN? Nice spelliNg.


BLESS THE SOLDIER... -


TAGS: riflemans creed prayer army military
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

qjr - October 17, 2010, 1:54 am
only 6,390,247,491 more to go.


LORD, MAKE MY AIM TRUE -


TAGS: gunslinger prayer
Rating: 4.47/5

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kimo2a - August 28, 2016, 11:09 pm
Dead ones?
EmilioDumphque - October 29, 2015, 5:22 pm
I'd rather be surrounded by my loved ones.


COSPLAY - It's not for everyone.




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: love complexity layers onion divorce
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

huuddathoughtit - June 30, 2011, 3:12 am
Marriage is the leading cause of divorce
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 7:52 pm
And a positive spin on it-- tears of happiness and freedom!
spacedog - October 19, 2010, 7:31 pm
Perfect.
AdmiralAckbar - October 19, 2010, 7:01 pm
yepper,says it all.
Neener - October 19, 2010, 1:49 pm
This is a masterpiece!
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 1:40 pm

argh....my life summed up in one motifake. 5L....with sad realization
Airman - October 19, 2010, 1:05 pm
yep
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 11:45 am
Good one.
Faceplant31 - October 19, 2010, 10:01 am
5L
GreyScorpion - October 19, 2010, 9:09 am
Wow, that brought tears to my eyes. 5 Vidalias
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2010, 8:39 am
Beautiful. 5L


FUTILITY - Nothing wastes time or fails like prayer


TAGS: nothing fails like prayer
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by Budog

greenejc - June 8, 2013, 12:55 am
Funny. Prayer has always worked for me. I guess you just have to read the instructions, huh?
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:07 am
I can't pray, but can't be against prayers for others... seems to me like a way of meditating for people who needs more of a "frame" for their introspective work... xx
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:15 am
those were supposed to be seperated...my bad
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:14 am
Stupidity....praying anyway Insanity.....still expecting it to help
tellitlikeitis - March 31, 2011, 8:39 pm
Amen.


YOUR PRAYERS - Say them




SLAYER - Even God Listens To Them So STFU Fundies


TAGS: god slayer
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by malVs

Porcelina - September 29, 2008, 7:19 pm
god has an ironic sense of humor =]


JAMARCUS RUSSELL - To simply call him a 'bust' would be an insult to the likes of Ryan Leaf




HEAVEN - Full of Severed Baby Heads


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

. - July 23, 2009, 5:25 pm
whoa...what is on the left guy's shirt?
Hector - February 20, 2009, 4:03 pm
Jesus Cheeseheads.
DonRAMON - December 31, 2008, 3:00 pm
WTF the triforce!!!!
irken20 - December 28, 2008, 9:02 pm
i agree with P.I. Archer. when i saw it i went TRIFORCE!!!!! aaaaand..scared the crap out of everyone in the house-but you know!
Ag218 - November 3, 2008, 12:48 am
I don't think that's it. Those are the foam cheese blocks that Green Bay Packer fans wear...
P.I. Archer - October 28, 2008, 3:47 am
Did anyone else automatically a**ume Jesus was representing the different parts of the Triforce when they saw this, or was it just me?


HYPOCRISY - Invisible friend = Crazy Invisible friend named God = Sane (?)


TAGS: demotivation hypocrisy prayer god
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by Nero

Da5id - July 18, 2009, 12:21 pm
I don't think he should move on... it's funny... funny little people, lol.
colt45103 - March 5, 2009, 9:29 am
Ok, we get it a number of vocal individuals on this site hate the concept of religion and God... Message received, now can we just move on?


WHEN STUPID BECOME EVIL -


TAGS: against evil stupid prayer mariand
Rating: 4.86/5

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mariand - August 21, 2012, 11:50 am
lol... we were so young and fool... now I see the root of our problems...hehehe
MissPriss - August 21, 2012, 11:28 am
Hey when we did that it wasn't an issue of evil or stupidity. When you're up there it's a matter of trust (teehee). Thanks for the memories mar!


LAWYERS - Always look for one who'll go the extra mile




SYMBOLISM -




1 800 MOTILAWYER -


TAGS: lawyers calendar forseti house vacations
Rating: 4.96/5

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gas - January 26, 2012, 2:23 pm
lol xD
Sho - January 26, 2012, 11:31 am
Qmfao
forseti - January 26, 2012, 8:38 am
ROFL!


ENTITLEMENTS - OK, now they're just going too far.




COVER BANDS -


TAGS: slayer
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

Houseplant - June 6, 2012, 6:23 pm
FREEBIRDDDDDDD!!!!
Ragnar - June 5, 2012, 11:48 pm
how about Sodom?
mariand - June 5, 2012, 5:23 am
lol


OVERTIME -


TAGS: in the meantime mr team player
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:46 am
Hey Haar ... change the title to "OPTIMISM".
Imants - January 2, 2010, 10:01 pm
Except if someone flies a plane into it.
Haarakkon - October 14, 2009, 8:29 pm
Not that THAT could ever happen to a well-managed and staffed business.
Hremsfeld - October 14, 2009, 10:04 am
Unless, of course, it goes bankrupt.


CARPE ... THEM DONUTS! -


TAGS: carpe diem seize the day on yer segway
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - May 31, 2009, 1:40 am
Dudes! Beat it. The fuzz! By that I mean WTFO is here. He won't appreciate YOUR American foreign policy quips.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 1:39 am
That's WHITE-Canuckleheading.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 1:37 am
... while using Celine Deon and Machiavelli in the same breath to slam American foreign policy.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 1:36 am
Again, just kidding. If it wasn't for Sean, I might actually wonder why a few of my postings didn't rate better. He's the example that he doesn't want to be.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 1:35 am
Wot's a "Canucklehead"? That sounds like a term you'd use for someone who plays both parts in a circle-jerk.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 1:30 am
Are you kidding me? I thought I've made it pretty clear that I think Sean's posters are one of the things that keeps me striving to keep striving. That Canucklehead is amazingly talented. Seriously. Though I've been facetious at times, this is not one.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 1:24 am
Motifake is just that way. Few are rewarded for quality. In the words of William Munny, "Deserve's got nothing to do with it". Or, are you just turning the hall-of-fame knife in Sean's back?
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 1:21 am
This deserves a much higher rating.
agdaniele - May 30, 2009, 11:30 pm
Yes! A thousand times yes! Only five lions, though.


FOIL MY RIDE - So you wanna be a player? But your wheels aint fly? Theres nothing some foil cant fix...


TAGS: foil my ride lol player gangster thewiceman
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

Hasbunmb - February 13, 2010, 6:39 am
Mythbusters already disproved the whole "foil, radar gun" thing...sorry.
TheWiceMan - December 23, 2009, 4:34 pm
Why the f*** would someone use a speed-radar on a bike?
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:33 pm
Foil on the wheels keeps the speed-radar from getting an accurate read, moron.


The power of prayer -




ABORIGINAL WISDOM -


TAGS: success can knock you on yer ass
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by Sean

phydeaux - November 20, 2009, 12:34 pm
Liz could come to my house....I'm good with that...
LogicDude - September 6, 2009, 10:33 pm
I think lolol is too busy NOT letting Liz Hurley have *** with him - like she would anyway - to make quality motifakes.
agdaniele - September 6, 2009, 9:05 pm
And lololol... maxing out at 1.75 certainly qualifies you to judge motifakes.
LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 9:04 pm
Um... Sean, this is a DEmotivational site, but at least it isn't fail like that scooby doo anime poster


Confidence -




GLUTTONY - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins




PRAYER: - THOSE AWKWARD MOMENTS IN WHICH YOU WISH YOU BELIEVED IN SOMETHING


TAGS: atheisim prayer athiest army military
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by gossertony

EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2012, 11:45 am
That awkward moment when you realize that your life might be in the hands of the gullible.


BEARDS -


TAGS: show us yer ti crankyhead
Rating: 5/5

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BoneCD - October 25, 2010, 5:44 pm
ROTFLMAO...what can I say! Excellent!


Frog Irreverance -


TAGS: serenity prayer version
Rating: 4.94/5

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kirill - August 23, 2013, 1:27 pm
M Favorited.


Reflection -


TAGS: kneeling prayer puns god church
Rating: 4.6/5

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Pushkin - January 10, 2016, 9:55 pm
Thanks very much. I'm glad you liked it.
MissPriss - January 10, 2016, 6:09 pm
If you haven't already, drop this over at religifake too! 5L'd it here.
Pushkin - January 10, 2016, 1:27 am
Sorry. But I had to do it. And thanks for the compliment.
Oldsod - January 9, 2016, 10:03 pm
...grooooooaaaaaannn...but 5'd.


BREAK IT DOWN -




NEW AMBULANCE EQUIPMENT - The Frequent Flyer Wheel. It saves time and frustration on patient assessment .




COSPLAYERS - Because it takes someone to show why in real life people don't dress like comics/anime/video game characters.


TAGS: cosplayers
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Densaku

RedTheDude - April 16, 2010, 11:35 pm
This is actually more well done than most, if not nearly all....
Bartimaeus - January 29, 2010, 5:43 pm
True that.


FREE - is never Free


TAGS: do not reply prayers
Rating: 4.89/5

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Anonymous2 - November 11, 2010, 1:50 am
Sean, if you've still got that Blu-Ray player available, I'll do 25 Hail Marys a day for a year for you. They won't be too effective since I'm not Catholic, but I am Protestant so it's to the same God...
Sean - November 10, 2010, 7:19 pm
Boy. Some people are just soooo lazy. Sheesh!
forseti - November 10, 2010, 5:41 pm
5 Hail Marys!
Sho - November 10, 2010, 5:19 pm
LMAO
pzykosiz - November 10, 2010, 5:04 pm
that absolute gold. 5L's


LAWYERS -




I CAN TELL YOU'RE LYING - ...Your lips are moving.




VAMPIRE HUNTING - Is there anything, this COP can't DO?!!




case -


TAGS: lawyers females cases arguements
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 25, 2014, 3:25 pm
Well at all costs avoid getting a female lawyer and a female judge that get their periods on the same days!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 1:03 pm
Same difference, am I right? Lol
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 1:02 pm
Dang! Never thought of it that way. When I get a lawyer, it's gonna be a woman. Hopefully the judge will be a guy.
MissPriss - May 23, 2014, 1:41 am
Yes you are your Honor.
MissPriss - May 23, 2014, 1:39 am
And you can't argue with a woman either...teehee
GaryO - May 22, 2014, 8:41 pm
n-o-o-o-o-o-o-h-o-o-o-o….I’m just crazy
Greybeard - May 22, 2014, 8:57 am
Can't argue with the truth... :)


THE PROSECUTION RESTS -




OLD SCHOOL GAMERS - Back in the 1800s, when the universe meant something.




BOZONE -




SADNESS -


TAGS: the day the music died all you need is love i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner those songs stick in your head
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by rerun

jameswnash - September 18, 2010, 8:48 pm
The weiner mobile parked in the wrong opening...anyway 5 franks!


LAWFUL LAWYERS - "everything is just fantastic, thanks for asking"


TAGS: lawyers crime execution fine
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by lovely.angie

Derek - March 4, 2010, 3:23 pm
"..they'll be the first up against the wall"
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 8:56 am
Nicely done lovely.angie...5 fake Poodles for you


LAWYERS -




PRAYER -


TAGS: prayer alligator pilot dead
Rating: 3.6/5

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Treehodger - February 11, 2010, 3:28 pm
Judging by the fact he has what appears to be military gear on. If I was him, and like on a branch, I'd shoot a few crocs and distract them that way.


CONFLICT OF INTEREST - No need to chase ambulances when you're the one who calls them


TAGS: chuck norris lawyer
Rating: 2.75/5

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ICEMAN - October 7, 2009, 8:13 am
And remember, Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.


THE FLYERS - "HELP US OBI WAN, YOUR OUR ONLY HOPE"


TAGS: flyers
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by jboylesty

jboylesty - October 9, 2011, 5:49 pm
thanks, silly me.
Verdeckt - October 9, 2011, 5:27 pm
*you're


Junk mail -


TAGS: mail mailbox junk flyers catalogs
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - September 12, 2013, 9:23 am
Thanks Ug and cynic! That's a real mailbox by the way, not ph**oshopped. I think it was in Missouri.
ughomer - September 12, 2013, 8:50 am
superb!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 12, 2013, 12:56 am
Dude that is so awesome! Mainly because the town's mailman is such a d-bag. I literally - LITERALLY - live with my wife in a town with a population of approximately 70-100 people. He should have no reason to be grumpy, his day ends earlier than most. 5L!


MAY CALENDAR ASSIGNMENT -


TAGS: lawyers paradise island
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Greeny

forseti - May 30, 2011, 1:42 am
Who doesn't?! ;)
ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 11:59 pm
I love a good lawyer joke. Sorry Forseti. ;)


the clothes dryer -




APOCALYPSE -




SIX PACK PROTECTED -


TAGS: six pack protective fat layer
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

maoworks2 - January 12, 2013, 10:27 am
I Said No Pictures No Soup For You !


FLASHING 12 O'CLOCK -


TAGS: there goes yer home planet
Rating: 3.64/5

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Sean - November 12, 2009, 2:31 am
I don't have a pet snake.
rerun - November 10, 2009, 8:22 pm

snarky? Isn't that your pet snake?
Sean - November 10, 2009, 8:20 pm
More of a bonding attempt, really.
Sean - November 10, 2009, 8:19 pm
Wow. I think I snapped at Woody. I mean, to be fair, I was in the large cardbaord box fort I made in my living room when I wrote that. So it wasn't meant to be snarky.
Sean - November 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
Well done Woody. But it's "... nothing more to see here." That's the cliche you were hoping to *** into. Now go make a little tent outta yer sleeping bag. K?
Woodywood03a - November 9, 2009, 11:48 pm
Ok....... next picture everybody, nothing to see here!!!
Sean - November 9, 2009, 11:43 pm
Ah c'mon aggy, this is only a police action.
Sean - November 9, 2009, 11:42 pm
Hey. You wanna know the REAL reason Darthy was lookin' for them droids? Eh?
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 11:41 pm
Aside from this one?
Sean - November 9, 2009, 11:38 pm
No. Obama got a prize. I want one too. And I ain't even fighting no wars at the moment. None. Zippo.
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 11:33 pm
Would you settle for a 5L?
Sean - November 9, 2009, 11:22 pm
You know, if this was 1986, this poster woulda won me the bloody Nobel Prize, or at least a Peabody.
Sean - November 9, 2009, 5:37 pm
Shortly after Empire Strikes Back came out, my VCR joined the Dark Side. True story.


ARROGANT KNIGHT -


TAGS: oh yer screwed now dude hey a r wake up hey
Rating: 3.46/5

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Zreiser - June 4, 2011, 5:24 am
Merely a chess wound!
McBum - March 26, 2010, 11:03 pm
Monty Python!! Woo!
agdaniele - June 18, 2009, 11:06 pm
Jesus H. Tennessee Christ on a crutch. Ladies and gentlemen.... Sean has left the arena. Check and Mate.


CONFLICTED - Hmmmmm...the Oreos will be good but the Elephant Ears are definitely more filling!




ACLU LAWYERS - Now we've got a real useful job for you




DEVASTATOR - Making Rebels Wet Themselves Since A Long Time Ago... In A Galaxy Far, Far Away


TAGS: star destroyer devastator
Rating: 2.82/5

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Darkestryder - December 3, 2011, 6:54 pm
This is actually the "Executor," a Super-class Star Destroyer. The "Devastator" was an Imperial II-class Star Destroyer.
LogicDude - December 8, 2009, 2:48 pm
Are you kiddin' Jmac? That Vadre dude? He's one total drag! Just don't tell him I said tha-*uuuuuurk!*
TheTrashHeap - December 8, 2009, 1:27 pm
Duh Jmac...Cause they look cooler that way!
Jmac0585 - December 8, 2009, 1:08 pm
If there is no drag in space, why are space ships aerodynamic?
Derek - December 8, 2009, 5:35 am
Classic integrated design concept. City-sized warship shaped as a spear-head. :})


GOODYEAR TIRES - Their man has really let himself go.


TAGS: goodyear tires logo mascot let himself go balthazar buffy the vampire slayer bad girls
Rating: 2.36/5

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CANADA - December 8, 2009, 8:41 pm
dont you mean the michelin man?


PRAYERS -


TAGS: prayers pre match superbowl football
Rating: 4.84/5

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UncleJoe - February 9, 2011, 3:20 pm
Great presentation!
CoolioIndeed - February 9, 2011, 2:34 pm
There was so much fail at the singing portion of the SB.


LOOKING ON THE BRIGHT SIDE - It's only sunny because there's a hole in the O-zone layer.


TAGS: sunny ozone layer
Rating: 4.6/5

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coldinjected - January 28, 2011, 10:42 am
I like it!! 5L.
culos - January 28, 2011, 8:13 am
Almost Motivational! 5 Daffodils


CONSISTENCY -


TAGS: halloween haarakkon strikes again lock up yer wenches
Rating: 3.52/5

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Sean - November 1, 2009, 12:08 am
I would love to take credit for drawing that cheesily done eye-patch on the pic, but I just found it that way ... on the internet! I am, however, bloody d*** proud of the "Boo!" part.
RONSART - October 31, 2009, 10:25 pm
my 5L...genius.


PLAYING DEAD -


TAGS: he aint buyin wot yer sellin
Rating: 3.52/5

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elitebuster - November 30, 2009, 12:57 am
Yeah, the bear will piss on your pocket, your skull, your femur.... 5/5
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 5:26 pm
5 + 5 Sean!
Chopperliscious - November 3, 2009, 8:51 am
You have a subtlety that is rare. I'm not pissing in your pocket either - the bear might be, however. 6 Lions.


ATTENTION -




LAWYERS - A 10 second headstart is only sporting




PENTAGON BOMBING - The scumbag who inspired Obama's political career tried to 29 years before Al Qaeda did. Neither regret their actions.




JESUS - Is Just An Illusion


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 2.27/5

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Eggnik - May 25, 2009, 4:18 am
I don't see Jesus, but I do see Jango from One Piece.


COD4 MP - Up it without a paddle.




OH DAMN - Celebrtiy Endorsment In it's best way


TAGS: world of warcraft c hood mr t ozzy osbourne verne troyer william shatner fail j******t
Rating: 2.11/5

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Kaarox - October 9, 2009, 5:02 pm
Epic neck pieces, they all have one.
Flea - April 26, 2009, 1:00 am
You forgot Vic Mignogna


JERKS - Ruining pictures and being generally annoying since year 7991 BC.




nostalgia -




Never, ever ever ever ever bring -


TAGS: yer woman to yer bar
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 9, 2014, 3:39 pm

And neither of them would arm-wrestle. One of them did suggest tiddly-winks, but I was already out the door.
GaryO - March 9, 2014, 11:15 am
Thankfully I have no idea what a ‘Pink Rickie’ is, but hey, light beer is good fer cleansing the palate before a good stout. (guys! It worked!)
lgvernon - March 9, 2014, 11:00 am

You should'a been there! I had no idea these two drank that 'extra-light' beer. Then they switched to Pink Rickies and I left. No-loaders. They're everywhere!
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 9:53 pm
You stayed home………it bein’ lady’s night an all
rerun - March 8, 2014, 8:49 pm

I wonder where I was that night......sigh.
Greeny - March 8, 2014, 5:39 pm
Ha Ha Ha just shoot me Ha!
EmilioDumphque - March 8, 2014, 5:33 pm
Story o' my life.
lgvernon - March 8, 2014, 5:22 pm

I am honored to have been included in a bar strip...strip bars I've been to. 5Ls


Freedom -




Dear God -




Pushed Button -




GUNNY, THE MAGNIFICENT -


TAGS: soothsayer gunny
Rating: 5/5

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GySgt1811a - March 17, 2012, 9:31 pm
(Time to move on. Thanks for all the fish.)
GySgt1811a - March 15, 2012, 10:23 pm
Actually, I'm quite touched...(sniff, snork)
GySgt1811a - March 15, 2012, 10:21 pm
OUCH!!! In a hundred years I'll only be 167. Thanks for rubbing it in, Zoomie! ;}


CASTUP OR KETCHUP THE GREAT QUESTION -


TAGS: mouse concession prayer
Rating: 4.89/5

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Feasibly - May 19, 2011, 10:41 pm
5ound5 logical to meh...


RERUN -


TAGS: calendar rerun mod troll slayer
Rating: 4.86/5

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rerun - February 27, 2012, 8:29 pm

once avery two years to be exact.
ICEMAN - February 27, 2012, 7:49 am
Ain't nuthin' fer old rerun to take two... maybe three baths a year!
forseti - February 27, 2012, 7:04 am
lol... exactly what I envision!


REGRETS -




JUSTICE SYSTEM -


TAGS: lawyer
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - January 7, 2013, 11:19 am
THAT'S why the ex got everything! My lawyer took me to the cleaners!


IRONY -


TAGS: expensive house lawyers calendar thx verdeckt
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by forseti

Greeny - January 26, 2012, 7:52 pm
I wish somebody was here to see thi5...
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 3:13 pm
good one


SLAIN -




THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY -




THERE'S BAD BOYS - And then there's Bad Boy Wannabes. And for either there are Moms spending too much time prayin'.




in like lint -




That Thing We Tried. -


TAGS: slayer
Rating: 4.64/5

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